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Luxury beige-and-gold editorial feature image for The Tanaka Edit titled “A Gen Z Bombshell Has Entered the Villa — Meet TMVII,” featuring a magnifying glass with fungal imagery, a stethoscope, and skincare accessories.
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A Gen Z Bombshell Has Entered the Villa 💅🏽 — Meet TMVII

The sexually transmissible fungus nobody invited, nobody wants, and everybody needs to know about. Darling, just when we thought the sexual health villa was full, another bombshell has walked through the doors. And this one did not even bother to RSVP. She’s not here to find love. She’s not interested in coupling up. And unfortunately,...

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Cream-and-gold flat lay of perfume, shimmer oil, glitter, car keys and a stethoscope surrounding the centred title “All Glitter, No Gold — The Tanaka Edit.”
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ALL GLITTER, NO GOLD

Your car has a service history. Your body has “I feel fine.” Alexa, play “Diamonds” by Rihanna. You have showered. Moisturised. Applied shimmer oil to the collarbones, perfume to the neck and enough glitter to make a disco ball question its relevance. Your skin is glowing. Your outfit is coordinated. Even your ankles look financially...

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A woman stands on a winding mountain path, looking toward a sunlit summit beneath the title “The Training Mountain: Keeping faith in the waiting period.”
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The Training Mountain: When God Makes You Wait

Congratulations! You are reading this because you made it onto my list of subscribers. Just kidding. Chances are you are still part of the cheapskates who refuse to part with money to read the good stuff. 👀😂 Alexa, play “Wait On You” by Elevation Worship & Maverick City Music. We are going to need that...

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A gold testosterone molecule beside a phone displaying group-chat bubbles, with the title “Testosterone Has Entered the Chat.”
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TESTOSTERONE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

When the hormone once reserved for gym bros gets a menopause rebrand. If you have not subscribed, unfortunately… you can’t touch this. So sorry. On Wednesdays we wear pink, and at The Tanaka Edit we read the good stuff behind the paywall. You cannot sit with us until you subscribe. I do not make the...

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Illustrated feature image for “Dryer Than the Sahara.” A woman sits thoughtfully beside an oasis amid golden desert dunes, beneath the article title.
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Dryer Than the Sahara

If you’re reading this, thank you. You chose to spend your hard-earned dollars on this blog, and I don’t take that lightly. It tells me you believe in me and trust that what I have to say is worth your time. My goal has always been to make medical information easier to understand and useful...

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Visit Zimbabwe—Local Rates Not Included.
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Visit Zimbabwe—Local Rates Not Included.

Three holiday plans, one bank balance and no Victoria Falls. Dan and I were both in Zimbabwe, and I wanted to show him just how beautiful my home country is. As a proud Zimbabwean married to a Cameroonian man, this was not merely tourism. It was diplomacy. It was national service. It was my chance...

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THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL BLOGGER
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THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL BLOGGER

Hey Alexa, play “Without Me” by Eminem. Guess who’s back?Back again.Dr. Tanaka’s back.Tell a friend. Yes, my dear readers, after disappearing from these internet streets for what may or may not have felt like forty days and forty nights, the prodigal blogger has finally returned. Before anyone asks where I have been, let me begin...

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