Your car has a service history. Your body has “I feel fine.” Alexa, play “Diamonds” by Rihanna. You have showered. Moisturised. Applied shimmer oil to the collarbones, perfume to the neck and enough glitter to make a disco ball question its relevance. Your skin is glowing. Your outfit is coordinated. Even your ankles look financially...
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The Training Mountain: When God Makes You Wait
Congratulations! You are reading this because you made it onto my list of subscribers. Just kidding. Chances are you are still part of the cheapskates who refuse to part with money to read the good stuff. 👀😂 Alexa, play “Wait On You” by Elevation Worship & Maverick City Music. We are going to need that...
TESTOSTERONE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
When the hormone once reserved for gym bros gets a menopause rebrand. If you have not subscribed, unfortunately… you can’t touch this. So sorry. On Wednesdays we wear pink, and at The Tanaka Edit we read the good stuff behind the paywall. You cannot sit with us until you subscribe. I do not make the...
Dryer Than the Sahara
If you’re reading this, thank you. You chose to spend your hard-earned dollars on this blog, and I don’t take that lightly. It tells me you believe in me and trust that what I have to say is worth your time. My goal has always been to make medical information easier to understand and useful...
Visit Zimbabwe—Local Rates Not Included.
Three holiday plans, one bank balance and no Victoria Falls. Dan and I were both in Zimbabwe, and I wanted to show him just how beautiful my home country is. As a proud Zimbabwean married to a Cameroonian man, this was not merely tourism. It was diplomacy. It was national service. It was my chance...
THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL BLOGGER
Hey Alexa, play “Without Me” by Eminem. Guess who’s back?Back again.Dr. Tanaka’s back.Tell a friend. Yes, my dear readers, after disappearing from these internet streets for what may or may not have felt like forty days and forty nights, the prodigal blogger has finally returned. Before anyone asks where I have been, let me begin...





